Flash Fiction: Cheese

Inspired by a true story:

So I was sat in the pub last night, just having a quiet pint with myself when this guy siddled up to me and whispered "Do you wanna buy some cheese?"

So what else do you do in this kind of situation except ask "What have you got?"

"Well" he said "I've got a bit of Brie, a morsel of Mozzarella, a crumb of Camembert and a slice of Stilton. You could gorge yourself on Gorgonzola or roll around in Roquefort."

"I've also got a bit of the harder stuff. A chunk of Cheddar your thing? Or is a piece of Parmesan more your fancy?"

I said I'll have to think about it.